We’ve put together a list of some of the best (amusing) Tinder bio’s, as discovered by r/tinder, to give you some ideas for your own profile description. Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future Seeking someone that looks good on the arm to take to social events!At the very least, you’ll be amazed, possibly appalled, at what other people are writing! No thanks…if I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents. I hope your day is as nice as my ass I can’t wait to dissapoint you sexually Our relationship should be like Nintendo 64– classic, fun to spend hours with, and every issue easily fixed by blowing on it then shoving it back in.Nothing, I was just shamelessly trying to get more visitors to this post…I was trying to convey the message like they do in those beer commercials…drink this and you could have lovely ladies all over you too! Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Very angry Teacher: Where the heck are you getting 7 from?!
A Good Boyfriend : Knows you, trusts you, loves you, respects you, honors you, supports you, wants you, and appreciates you.
A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you' Every time I have to carry my groceries up the stairs, I wish I had a boyfriend. Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell. Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
" Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
(Some of my friends may argue that is still the case! I was going to move into a house, but that’s another storey! So to complete your transformation, learn these following jokes or keep others like them in your arsenal, and you are sure to become a sex machine! Doctor: “I’m going to have to pull the plug on your son. A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. Chang said ‘OK take off all your crose.’ The woman did as she was told. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.’ Worried the woman asked anxiously ‘Oh my God Dr.