Funny online dating horror stories

He told me about an article he had written for GQ about my favorite football team.

He said I’d really like it and that I could find it online.

Telling your epic tale bonds you to your fellow bad-date survivors, and somehow makes you feel less alone. We’ve teamed up with NBC's Undateable to collect some stories about terrible bad dates and the lessons we've learned from them.

“At this point, I’m thinking ‘This girl’s a wild woman,’ was listening to all this and thinking ‘I can’t date a drug smuggler,’ so I chugged my drink and asked the waitress for the check after fifteen minutes…I remember seeing her jaw literally drop when I asked the waitress for the check.” For Alisha, her worst first (blind) date ended in true catastrophe.

“We met at a bar in the East Village, and our date consisted of extensive movie quotes and semi-slurred banter.

*Chris, a New York finance bro, met an actress on Hinge, who he described as “really cute– a former dancer, really tiny Asian, exactly my type.” They met for a drink, and she came late, flustered and apologizing profusely.

She was frazzled because she was flying in from a concert, where she smuggled a vitamin container stuffed with Molly in her carry-on on the way there.

Having kissed my fair share of frogs on Tinder, I can attest that dating is horrible. Luckily, bad date stories are supremely entertaining and very fun to tell. In these scenarios, the lemon is a scrubby dude who always forgets his wallet at home.

Last modified 11-Feb-2016 15:24